elphias-treason:

Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.

elphias-treason:

Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.

(via butbroseph)

Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
Me: Hey mum, want to hear my new joke?
Mum: Sure.
Me: What did silver say to gold when he walked into a bar?
Mum: I don't know.
Me: Au, get out!
Mum: ...
Me: ...
Mum: ...
Me: You must be a noble gas.
Mum: What?
Me: You didn't react.
Mum: Go away from me...
That’s one way to look at it.

That’s one way to look at it.

(Source: medschoolapplicant)